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Friday, September 7th, 2007
11:47 pm	Shoot'em Up If you're seeing this, GO SEE SHOOT'EM UP... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW. If my word alone is not good enough on its own, I would like to present some of the thoughts I had while watching. Jesus loves me This I know Paul Giamotti Tells Me so. That baby is immune to acceleration. With this gun, I thee wed. Clive Owen's spirit animal is the penguin. Slide motherfucker, slide. (Stolen from my brother Luke.) If you don't like this movie, you should turn in your masterbating hand. No, wait, turn in the hand of your choice, you don't masturbate anyway, because there is no joy allowed in your life. Assorted giggles, squeels, guffaws, and shouts as I totally spaz out to the unremitting awesome. Now go see it, you'll be a better person for it. (Comment on this)
Thursday, March 8th, 2007
1:47 pm	The Everything Test This really is the a must take knid of test. I'm a little amazed that no one's thought of it before, but then again, not really. The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all. Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-) Personality You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted. As for specific personality traits, you are adventurious (100%), intellectual (80%), horny (61%), romantic (57%). Stereotypes Hippie 78% Young Professional 76% Geek 70%   Life Experience Sex 29% Substances 22% Travel 18% Politics Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom you agree with around 79% of the time.   Socioeconomic Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Middle Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 59% less than the U.S. average. If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13. By the way, your hottness rank is 45%, hotter than 65% of other test takers. TAKE THE TEST brought to you by thatsurveysite As to how I might be feeling about my results, I'm ranging from very pleased to quietly resigned, with no actual disappointments. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
12:54 pm	I R Meme Sheep 1. Where is your cell phone? My pocket. 2. Your spouse? Don' gots one. 3. Your hair? Needs a cut. 4. Your Mother? A saint. 5. Your Father? Hasn't charged me rent yet. 6. Your favorite thing? Inventing new god to blaspheme against... Spontaneously. 7. Your dream last night? I wish. 8. Your favorite drink? Is caffinated, carbonated, taurine-ated, guarana-ated, and doesn't taste like red bull, vitamins, or recognizable fruit. 9. Your dream car? Runs on anyhting flamable, gets 30 rods to the hogshead, and has a machine gun turret. 10. The room you're in? Front lobby of a nursing/ convalesing home. 12. Your fears? Are mostly paranoid social anxiety and largely transitory. Also that I'm secretly shallow. 13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Seattle. 14. Who did you hang out with last night? My mom and my youngest brother. 15. Muffins? Costco makes the BEST muffins. 17. One of your wish list items? Anything by Warren Ellis, Alan Moore, or Grant Morrison. 18. Where you grew up? Scottsdale, AZ 19. The last thing you did? Stole this meme. 20. What are you wearing? Khaki and black plaid polo shirt, khaki pants, black boots, approiate under garments, glasses. 21. Your TV? Is a TV/ VCR combo. 22. Your pet? Is my old, fat, whiny cat. 23. Your computer? Doesn't exist. 24. Your life? Is on the good end of the spectrum. 25. Your mood? Neutral to mildly positive. 26. Missing? ? 27. What are you thinking about right now? What exactly does question 26 want? 28. Your car? Doesn't exist. 29. Your work? Is better no that I've gotten a raise. 30. Your summers? Are too damned hot by a longshot. 31. Your relationship status? Single 32. Your favorite color? No, I'm not falling for this trap again. 33. When is the last time you laughed? When reinacting George Takei's responce to Tim Hardaway's astonishing PR fuckup. 34. Last time you cried? Fucking Beesus, I dunno. 35. School? Some time soon. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
9:40 am	There's only one this time... Hello to whatever entities happen to see this. Nothing really to sa... Wait, I actually did things this weekend. Nifty. So this Friday, instead of the usual see a movie, hang out after, I went to Transylvania, the local goth club, with my friends Rashell and Adrian. Those of you who've seen me dance, fell free to snicker, giggle, LOL, whatever... NOW. Those who haven't do so anyway... NOW. I really, really have no idea what I'm doing out there on the dance floor, I just pour booze into myself until I no longer care and go flail about. Also, I fell down because I'd had one too many and my shoes have no tread left. So yeah, I am a buffoon, but a buffoon who had a good time. If I weren't a buffoon, would I have mentioned falling down? I think not. Where was I going with this? Oh well. I saw some friends there, Amber my old manager and Doug's friend Ben. It was good, but Adrian had a terrible time, so lord knows when I'll get to go back. And now for a public service announcement. DO NOT SEE Smokin' Aces. IT IS NOT THE MOVIE IT WAS ADVERTISED TO BE. It is the horrible love child of an FBI conspiricy movie and a movie about awesome violence. Either option could have been an ok-ish movie, but sew them together and you get crap. As my brother Luke put it afterwards, "I feel like I've been hit in the face with an aborted fetus". And I really can't disagree. And now the obligatory Quiz, Meme, thing... Turns out the text is oddly displaced so I'm just gonna cut and paste because I can't code, period the end. WHAT'S MY PIRATE NAME? Calico Davy Kidd Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com. part of the fidius.org network Until next time... ... ... ... Damn my lack of a catchy sign-off... (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 27th, 2006
3:34 pm	I am a SPAZZ... and a total slut for memes. Hi. I live on still. Had a good christmas, got a DS and FF III and FF XII, so I am much pleased. I think I have low level tourettes. I've catalogued 10 reccurant tics, and I keep feeling like I missed a couple. Maybe I'm just grasping at anything that would explain what a fucking freak I am. And on to the MEMES Star Wars Horoscope for Aries Like many aries, you have demonstrated your penchant for inflicting pain. You feel you are at the center of the universe and that you must be in control. You enjoy being a leader... and you find that your aggression and quick temper serve you well. Star wars character you are most like: The Emperor What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope? Well... That wasn't very accurate. Sure, I'll take the Dark Side any day over being a Jedi prick, but a leader? Bah, I hate leading. And my agression and quick temper will continue to fail me until I have a lightsaber and immunity to the law. But on that day, the streets will run red with the blood of all who bother me. Amen. Your Body Image is 16% Unhealthy, 84% Healthy You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are. Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies! How's Your Body Image? Now this one's fairly accurate. Sure I could use to lose weight, and then replace a good chunk of it with muscle, but so what, so could most real people. I'll just wait for the day when I can be a perfect killing machine of titanium and space-age polymers like a good transhumanist. Your Vocabulary Score: A Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary! You must be quite an erudite person. How's Your Vocabulary? Yeah... Go me. In a Past Life... You Were: A Jittery Poet. Where You Lived: Poland. How You Died: Decapitation. Who Were You In a Past Life? Wheeeee!!! Nothing like a good beheading. You Were Born Under: You are totally loyal, faithful, and honest. However, you don't trust others to be as ethical as you are! Straight forward and direct, you really aren't one for small talk. You are a great listener - and an agreeable companion when you're in a good mood! You are most compatible with a Tiger or Horse. What Year Were You Born Under? I find astrology spookily accurate... Despite my best efforts to avoid it, I find myself a believer. But I also know that horoscopes are nonsense and lies slapped by the desperately underpaid, so there's still hope for me. Your Linguistic Profile: 55% General American English 30% Yankee 10% Upper Midwestern 0% Dixie 0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak? That looks right. I grew up in/ live in Arizona, which has no real bias as far as I can tell, though my midwestern cousins think I have a funny accent. My Dad's pure Ohio, and my Mom grew up all over, which explains the deviation. OK, let's end this with some unabashed GEEKERY. You Are Wolverine Small but fierce, you're a great fighter. Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy. Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You? I am FILLED with a geeky joy. I even went back and revised my answers to try and not get Wolverine, but, nope, still got him. I win 100%. Gotta love that fucked up Cannuck. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, August 25th, 2006
3:59 pm	I Live!!! Hi everybody!!! ::total spazz wave:: I Live! I'm employed! At a nursing home, the one Rashell works at. I'm the receptionist. Yay me for being unconstrained by conventional gender roles. Next, nurse, maybe, I think, probably. I'm surrounded by the sick, the lame, the halt, the demented, the old, and the dying, but that's ok, I've gotten used to it. My co-workers are totally cool though, so that's fun. I should have made this post about a month ago, but, well, I forgot. Being employed again is awesome!!! Good god I love having disposable income. In other news my weekly gaming fix is being fulfilled by Super Hero BESM run by my brother Luke, and Shadowrun 4th edition run by Adrian. Yay breaking the vile, but user friendly, chains of the D20 system. Bye everybody!!! ::total spazz wave:: Current Mood: hyper (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 8th, 2006
11:58 pm	Hi So, for any of you wondering when I post again, here I am. I was waiting for either a) news that I had finally found a job or b) one of my friends doing a quiz I haddn't seen before. Regretablly, it is for the latter reason that I'm posting. But, I did have a really good interview at Sharper Image today, so hope still lives on. But now, on to the quiz. The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir So what if you're a little nihilistic at times? Life with meaning is highly over-rated. Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be? Well, there you go. If you want to hear from me more, pray for my employment, or do more dumb online quizes, they do amuses us so. P.S. Sarcasticwriter, you absolutely have to read Penn Jillette's novel Sock. It is an amazing look into Penn's dark, but rather well ordered head. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 7th, 2006
10:39 pm	Abandon all hope of real content ye who enter here... Well, I've taken another Serenity crew quiz. You are Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 60% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 55% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 55% Inara Serra (Companion) 50% River (Stowaway) 50% A Reaver (Cannibal) 40% Alliance 40% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 35% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 30% Wash (Ship Pilot) 30% Medicine and physical healing are your game, but wooing women isn't a strong suit. Click here to take the Serenity Firefly Personality Test Well, I am considering a career in nursing... I'd still rather be Jayne... (Comment on this)
Friday, February 3rd, 2006
12:26 am	Well, Doug was right. Toyota does make awesome trucks. Trashed Toyota Video (Comment on this)
Friday, January 20th, 2006
5:09 am	More Quizes... Don't you look at me like that. .:Jupiter:. "You have an aptitude for honesty,sometimes to a fault. You like the simple things in life. You can be extremely stubborn and you have a tendency to say too much. You set very high standards for yourself and others and can sometimes be unreasonable. You also can sometimes have trouble learning from your mistakes." . : : Which Astrological Planet are You? : : . [10 Gorgeous Pics!] brought to you by Quizilla I'll admit that I cheated on this one and picked the one I think suits me best. But, come on, I got The Sun, and it wasn't me at all. The Knuckle Scraper People Iced: Twenty Six Car Bombs Planted: Thirteen Favorite Weapon Revolver Arms Broken: Twenty Eight Eyes Gouged: Thirteen Tongues Cut Off: None. Pathetic. Biggest Enemy: Fat Tony Get Your HITMAN Name Hey this is awesome. I'm a smart criminal apparently, revolvers don't leave those oh so hard to find in the heat of the killing bullet casings that you see on CSI all the time. And the only reason I have no tongues cut out is I prefer the Sicilian Necktie method, leaves the tongue mostly intact, but makes a much better object lesson when you don't need someone alive any more. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 18th, 2006
12:43 am	Actual Content! Ok, not really. But it's not a meme or an online quiz. Today I join the distinguished ranks of people that have linked to The Ultimate Showdown (of Ultimate Destiny). If you don'y know what this is, it is a fantastic little music video for a very odd little song by Lemon Demon. So give it a look, and if you like it, give the Lemon Demon homepage a look too. (Comment on this)
Monday, January 16th, 2006
11:28 pm	An LJ resolution I here by resolve to actually put up all the LJ quiz thingies that I take. You scored as Jayne Cobb. The Mercenary. You are in this for the money, plain as that. You like things simple that way, but mainly as anything else confuses you. You get the job done, and don't care what people think. Not as long as you get paid anyway. </td> River Tam 69% Jayne Cobb 69% Simon Tam 56% Kaylee (Kaywinnet Lee) Frye 50% Zoe Alleyne Washburne 50% Hoban 'Wash' Washburne 44% Capt. Mal Reynolds 38% The Operative 31% Inara Serra 25% Shepherd Derrial Book 13% Which Serenity character are you? created with QuizFarm.com Hmmm... I'm not really cut out to be a member of the Serenity. But of the people I could have gotten, tying for Jayne and River is pretty shiny. If only it asked more "Are you bat-shit insane?" questions... Then I still might have tied for Jayne and River, but with higher percentages. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
12:02 am	Random Meme What Is Your Animal Personality? brought to you by Quizilla Well, that went better than expected. But I'm not lazy, I just have remarkable inertia that I'm too lazy to overcome. Wait... Yeah, I guess I can be lazy, but I get the important stuff done, like food and shelter, through the power of Job... Which is perhaps the easiest job ever. Hmm... Why am I think aobut going into nursing instead of sticking with my nice, easy job? Oh yeah, to hone my hate to a razor's edge and get a real career, that's right. Oh god I just said career. I hate this "turning into an adult" thing. It makes me feel old. (Comment on this)
Monday, January 9th, 2006
4:24 am	Damn it's been a long time... Well, I really only have two uses for my LJ, keeping track of my friend's LJs and posting Memes. And I've been really slacking off on that last one. So, for the hopeful amusement of atleast a couple people, it's David's Meme bonanza time yet again. (I hope I got this LJ cut thing right...) Dune Your world is 59% Sophisticated, 57% Unconventional, and 37% Intense! You live in the worlds of Dune. Preferably the last two books in the series, in terms of timeline, as that's when things are genuinely intelligent, probable, and weird as hell... but not too intense. Not intense, I should add, because you're probably a Bene Gesserit or trained by one, which means you've learned to take anything and everything in stride. You can probably move faster than we can see, comprehend a complex obstacle and the potential solutions at a glance, and stop your heart with a thought. But you also probably won't ever fall in love, listen to music, or do anything else which will evoke too much of that inconvenient thing called emotion. But hey! To you it's probably worth it to be able to move any muscle in your body at will or traverse the collected memories of your ancestors. The Which Imaginary World Fits You Test http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=2345816292075373021 OK, that's pretty damned awesome. About as accurate as I'm likely to get on an online quiz. okcupid is pretty good at this stuff. You are a Huffledor!: You're a natural peacemaker and mediator. People come to you with their problems and you're happy to help them. Friends are very important to you and you ever needed help you know they would be there for you. Your weakness is that sometimes you trust too much on the good will of other people, you have to remember that they don't always have your best interests in mind! You are generally optimistic about life and with the sweetness of a Hufflepuff and the passion of a Gryffindor you're sure to go far! Which Mix of the Hogwarts Houses are You? brought to you by Quizilla I'm not sure that's right... Random Comic Generator v2.0 by Delya Nickname Paper or plastic? PaperPlasticneithernonebubble wrapSeran© wrapbloody tissue paper panel 1 panel 2 panel 3 Quiz created with MemeGen! More sensical that I expected, and it only took two tries! I am a loose bundle of bamboo! Yay! What garden implement are you? brought to you by Quizilla Ok, that's all I got for now. (Comment on this)
Monday, August 22nd, 2005
4:56 am	Webcest Webcest is the best made up word ever. For more about webcest got to Webcest.org. Because it's better than I could ever manage without saying webcest so many times that it no longer had any meaning for me. Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Sunday, August 21st, 2005
3:30 am	I spread the disease! And the meme if the day is: (A) First, recommend to me: 1. a movie 2. a book 3. arists,album,musician (B) I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more, no less. Ask me anything you want. No kidding, ANYTHING, I'll give you the absolute honest truth, to the best of my ability. (Oh lord, what am I getting myself into...) (C) Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends to ask you anything. (Caught from exposure to Molly. You know who you are.) (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
4:13 am	Quizzy! Yet another eerie quiz. This is probably the only peircing that I would ever get. And I've been considering it in a vaguely off hand kind of way lately too... Quizes are awesome. You scored as Nipples. You're secretly kinky aren't you? I like you already. Don't let anyone onto your dirty side--it's more fun that way. </td> Dirty Piercings 90% Nipples 90% Tongue Piercing 80% Labret Piercing 80% Cartilage Piercing 70% Belly Button Piercing 60% Nose Piercing 60% Earlobe Piercing 50% Lip Piercing 50% What Piercing Are You? created with QuizFarm.com Harry Potter Wand Test 10", Willow, Veela You scored 36 wisdom, 33 bravery, 31 emotional, and 11 martyrdom! A willow wand signifies that you care deeply about emotions, art, and intuition, and that you have a particular knack for charms. The veela hair as a wand core means that you are slightly unpredictable but very powerful. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 30% on wisdom You scored higher than 33% on bravery You scored higher than 90% on emotional You scored higher than 7% on martyrdom If you liked my test, send it to your friends! The Harry Potter Wand Test http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=5113933298354864703 Wheeeee! Willow is a tad iffy, but I'll take the Veela hair. I enjoy unpredictability. No,wait, that's technically a lie, but I like to think I do. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 29th, 2005
1:00 am	Quiz-tacular! I love quizes.... You Are Absinthe! You have a unique personality. Although most like you, sometimes you take some getting used to. You can be a bit strong. You are full of energy and sometimes flamboyant. You are the life of the party but if people are not careful you can knock them on their ass. What Naughty My Little Pony Are You? (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 28th, 2005
5:33 am	Quiz Time People Wheee... This thing is eeriely accurate... At least in my humble oppinion... How Good are you at Certain Things? Name Age Favorite Color Nickname Sex - 49% Romance - 85% Self - Control - 56% Kissing - 99% Cuddling - 67% Kinkiness - 5% This QuickKwiz by KillianO - Taken 1635272 Times. </a> New - Kwiz.Biz Astrology and Horoscopes (Comment on this)
Friday, May 6th, 2005
12:27 am	Your Inner European is Irish! Sprited and boisterous! You drink everyone under the table. Who's Your Inner European? This is unexpected. I figured on German. Oh well, Irish is just as good, less cabbage, more hard liquor. Damn the English, wheeeee... Current Mood: pleased (1 Comment |Comment on this)